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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

The Struggle Continues

Recent developments in the ongoing human/animal struggle:

* A plane was pumped full of poisonous gas to kill escaped pythons.

* Humans pledged "millions" to save bees.

* 21 horses dropped dead, mysteriously, right before a polo match.

* Somalian pirates "could only lament their littleness" when thousands of dolphins rebuffed their attacks on Chinese merchants.

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We "Huzzah!" a special shout out to Harper's Weekly Review, which has joined our special coverage of this ensuing event.
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4 comments:

  1. DauradeApril 23, 2009 at 8:05 PM

    Horse mystery solved?

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  2. The GidApril 24, 2009 at 4:47 AM

    Wait a second--there's something suspicious about that article you linked to:

    "Pharmacy: We made mistake on supplement given to dead polo ponies"

    Why did the pharmacy give a supplement to dead ponies? Do they have some sort of resurrection pill in the works?

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  3. DauradeMay 30, 2009 at 8:44 PM

    This Bud's for you, Gid"

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  4. DauradeJune 20, 2009 at 10:12 AM

    "Lament their littleness" This still makes me feel like exploding in gleeful laughter every time I read it!

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