Robots in Pyramids

How's this for a job?

Wanted:
* Egyptologist with robots to explore secret passages in Egyptian pyramids.
* Requires experience deciphering secret codes left by ancient masons.
* Must be able to analysis copper pins for evidence of ancient electrical systems.
* Speculations of aliens assisting ancient Eygptians may be left to bloggers.

Dang. I was a English lit major...