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Wednesday, October 25, 2023

Open Source Band Name List VII

Back on the D

Dave Chapel Perilous


Bone Bone


Ticket to Armageddon 


The Nun is Dun


Nightmare Alley Oop


Edward Snowed-In


Dorkalopolis


Chicking out the Checks


Vlad the Inhaler


Glue-Huff Gilly


Garponamous Rex


Devilled Hambone


Harpahock Hilly and Gimperimpamus


Gödsück


Hellmaker


Geronimo's Head


Skull and Bums


Pooh Habit


Corpseduster


Coprophobia


Camino de Mierda


Hatemaker


Calla Preest


Joan D'ork


Socialist Limp Nugget


Hipstaz


Manbun Murder Spree


More on TV


Golden Age of Golf


Blinkyblunk


Cock Rope


Megatons of Fun


More Pushin' for the Cushion


Prussia no Russia?


Vlad an Ear Poot In 


Barechested Autocrat


Judomino Theory

Tuesday, May 30, 2023

Open Source Band Name List VI


Start of the Eel

Eurek.A!mouse

Béééééééééééb!!

King Kutlet

The Fabmatics

The Rondelles

Beak Lever

Jesus Wiped

Muffin the Mewl

Hear Cums BB

Queerdo

BattleButts

Mortal Kumrag

Mortal Kom-Rom

Mortal Rom-Kom

Helmut Koh-Lanta

The Koh-Lanta Braves

Mortal Wombat

Wortal Mombat

Mommandadbat

Door Knob Gobbler

K.K.Killers

Muhammad All-in

Kirsti Ali

Rubbish Bin Romance (R.B.R.)

Air B and Beak

Breakdancing w/the Stars

Killemall

Kill Kids Klub

Mall Rat Rangers

Bjorn Borg Queen

Adelphus Himmler

Heinrich Himself

Punchable

Black Bloc Party

Edible Penis

Edible Munster

Mister Missed Her

Norm McDonald's

Dying Was Fun

Honey I Killed the Kids

Kornpone Arena Hog

Ma Cheese Mo

Megadick

Chixondix

Slice-a-Pi

Pumpkin 3.14

Cock Radius

The Spartan Kings

Spartalab

A Band, Dunned

Dorkenheifer

Püssenfüssa

Sixpac Monkeys

Ab Slalom

Jock Ularity

Shameful Waste

Regrets Thunberg

Thunberg Mountain

CashPile

The Great Wall of China White (GW2C)

Grievers

Mourning Becomes Electronic

Sunday, September 18, 2022

Open Source Band Names List for as yet unnamed or non-existent bands V

America's Leading Funeral Holocaust Sugarcore Combo

Plaster Castle
Hüssler
The Race Cysts
The Boilz
Bugs Bummer

Bugsy Seagull

Owl Candy

Caddy for Jesus

He Carried my Books

Boyne Go “Bingo”

Killing for Charity

Re-Leaf for Reddington

Fresh Start

A Hard Drive to Amarilla

The Gloo Stix

Tha Glow Stix

Sticks

Rush the Door

Block Friday

The Day After Today is Tomorrow

Frankie Say Die

Tomorrow Never Comes

Cum Raghead

The Bouncing Balls of Hate and Rage

Pull My Finger

Death by Discord

Danger, Mrs. Robinson!

Plastics!

The Singing Hun

Hate for All

Every Dealer is Named Karim

All the President’s Hens

Turkey Pardon

Spitesgiving

Animal Porn

The Cunning Linguists

Air Cunnilingus

The Leper Khans

Kill Your Parents

Gravy Boat

Here’s to you, Will Robinson

Colonial Zuckerberg

Hamburg Liaison

Open, Sesame Seed!

Hamburger Plot

Darkata

Blarney Stoner

The Stone Rises

I like you better when you are Dead

Dead Loop

Satanick Rhodes

Simon le Bon-Bon

Simon le Bon Jovi

Living on a Prayer Wheel

Duran Duran Duran

Girls on Crack

Buttcrack Pipe

Christopher Plummer’s Crack

Crack Times Ten

Crack that Whippet

Murder by Proxy

Pimpernickel

Disposable Gyros of Kleptocracy

Kleptoplasm

KleptoPyro

Cornholes for Kleptos

Kelp Rockers

Squid Game of Thrones


Saturday, December 18, 2021

Told ya so....

I

Back in 2010 I published a post called Tea for Two about the Tea Party and affiliated groups such as the Oath Keepers.  I ended with a warning that we should be prepared for some "wild and woolly" times akin to Italy's "Years of Lead".  The anni di piombo refers to the 1970's, when political violence between left and right-wing extremists was tearing Italy apart.

At the time, people castigated me for being alarmist and completely off-base.  I would present the mob violence of January 6th as validation of my prediction.  And today, WaPo has two articles/editorials about civil conflict in the USA.  One is about a CIA analyst who applied her criteria for countries susceptible to civil war.  She, and other NGO's, claim the US is a lot closer to a civil war than many of us would like to believe.  Her job is to track and predict these things, so I'd assume her book How Civil Wars Start is probably an alarming read.

In a second editorial, three retired US generals warn that the military must prepare itself for civil war.  They are not just referring to dealing with mob violence like we saw in January, but the possibility that Trump-supporting governors might refuse to obey the President; they cite the commander of the Oklahoma civil guard refusing to obey Biden's order that all soldiers must be vaccinated, arguing his Commander in Chief is not the President but the Governor of Oklahoma.

I don't know if he is correct or not, but these generals are genuinely concerned that some military units could choose to support Trump or a Trumpian figure if Trump is defeated in 2024.  They evoke not only the possibility of civil insurrection, but of military units obeying different orders and recognizing opposing authorities.  Civil war, in other words.

Maybe their fear is unwarranted, but given the number of vets and even active-duty personnel who participated in January 6th, I think we should heed their advice....

II

I've written quite a few posts about the removal of Confederate memorials, changing flags, and even city seals.  In The Politics of Removal I mentioned an agency whose job is to review place names and, when appropriate update them.  I think we can all agree "N-word Creek" is no longer a viable official name.  At the time I learned that the word "squaw" is not a word we should use, either, as the meaning is not merely "wife" or "woman" as the old Westerns have it. It's actually quite vulgar and offensive.  So I found this WaPo article interesting.  It talks about changing the names and how a replacement isn't always so straightforward.  Sometimes a Native American name is considered, but as the article observes, different tribes don't always agree on which word.  And of course White people are often reluctant to countenance any change at all.

This process isn't limited to the US.  In France a town called La Mort aux Juifs was changed in 2015, now split between the hamlets of Les Croisilles and La Dogetterie.  Similar requests were made in 1992 and 2014.  The reason is clear.  The French translation can be translated as "The death of the Jews" but also "Death to the the Jews". 

Similarly, in Spain a place once named Castrillo Motajudíos ("Jew hill camp") in 1035 was changed to Castrillo Matajudíos ("Jew-killer camp") in 1627.  In 2015 the town voted to change it again, to Castrillo Mota de Judíos, something like "The hill camp of the Jews" which sounds better than "Jew hill!"

Yet we'll always have Santiago Matamoros:  Saint James the Moor Slayer....

Saturday, February 22, 2020

Open Source Band Names List for as yet unnamed or non-existent bands IV


Just because I have nothing else to post.  These days I just cain't write for shit, because a broken soul cain't hold a pen....

Cats in Heat   
Dr, Medusa   
Death by Divorce   
The A's Teem   
Ostrich Politics   
The Drizzlies   
Little Ugly Annie   
Antibodies Home?   
Negative Slack Value   
Grudge Sale   
Spanish Moose   
The Working Dead   
Yiddish Porn   
Dark Mutter   
Monster Mush   
Mash-up Potatoes   
Edgar Alien Poe   
Edgar Allen Pooh   
Headgear Allen Poe   
Edgar Allen Po-boy   
The Southern Crass   
North Store   
K-Marts on Venus   
Martian Gigolo   
Moron-a-thon   
KISS (and Make-up)   
Elect Tron   
Elf on a Shell   
Mask of Sodomy   
Seldom and Gomorrah   
Pillar of Sodium   
Saccharine Musk   
The Gelded Cage   
The Golden Rage of Rock   
Golden Shower Curtain   
Aluminum Maiden   
Iron Made in China   
Pork, You Pine!   
Rick is Grimy   
Glenn's Dead   
Do you want to live?   
Wanton Wonton   
Boyd Semolina   
The Church of Satin   
Hail Satin!   
Offhand Remarky and the Fun Key Brunch   
Wolves, Low-end   
Mike Roe Dot   
Wolves to Men   
Riyadha   
Welcome to Wooziness   
Groove is in the Fart   
I like Rabbits   
Nina Häagen Dazs   

Sunday, November 26, 2017

Open Source Band Names List for as yet unnamed or non-existent bands III


List II



Burkini Fatso
Bill Cosplay
Bork
The Wayward Sun
The Spectacle of Society
Life Before Death
Dadbeat Dead
Dork in Boots
The Dworkins
Road Rage
Sarah Palindrome
Schematoma
Spandex Ballet
Borneo Bullet Boy (B3)
C3P.O. Box
Sporkfinder
Sporkfiend
Spork and Mindy
Mindless Rubbish
Bar Baron
Dogs on Crack
Doctor Hate
Fools in Love
Fops in Paradise
Ford Rivers
Red Range Rover (R3)
The Maimed Stars
Rockets over Riyadh
Laughing at the Graveyard
Fiery Death Ball
Shit Gibbon
The Weathered Veins
Pic-nique ta mère
Donald Dork
Hangin' w/ Chris and Chester
Ad Astra
Cortisone Kids
Koala Kandy
Bill's Board
White Arrow
Sniff the Doo Doo
The Fires of Artifice
Poète + Maçon = André Béton
Once Upon a Thyme
Dorks in Paradise
Xanaxdu
Silt Dragon
The Golden Polymers
Annoying Kuntz
Bingle Jell Rock
Pudding Jakarta
Important for Life
Riders on my Bone
Strangers in my Pants
Stormrider
Stranger than Fiction
Guitar Zero
Queer as Fuck
Apple Eaters
Apple Boys
Girl Powder
Riot Sqrrls
Cattle Proud
Cat Collect Call
Spanish Moses
Moss Man
Stones of the Queen Age
Percy Bysse Shellfish
Emerson, Lake & Palm Frond
Morder Philharmonic Orc-estra
Ravi Longshanks
Flood Zone
Dollars for Jesus
Disco Dollar
Dog Caller
Kale Factory
Bowl of Poop
Filthbucket
Surrender Turdlings!
Take us to your Leather

Sunday, July 2, 2017

Open Source Band Names List for as yet unnamed or non-existent bands II


List Part I, with introduction, etc.

Wheatpumper                           
Wallawumpus                           
The Lumps                           
Arnold Schwartz & Eggers                           
Trumpsterbation                           
Men at Twerk                           
Qatari Teenage Riot                           
The Jock Juice Three                           
Jaundice Factory                           
Jumpin' Jack Rash                           
The Union Jackoffs                           
Yiddish Puns                           
THEmoticons                           
Black is the New Black                           
New Kids on the Black                           
Black Addled                           
Streamlined Streamlined                           
Egg MacGuffin                           
Jorny Jip-Jip                           
M P'TE                           
The Heartwarmers                           
Richard Head and the Nozzlers                           
Knobgoblin                           
Dick In Dike                           
Kobold Kim and the Bree-Yarks                           
Muslim Microbus                           
Headscarf Hillary and the Heartworms                           
Megalope                           
Camel Otter                           
Knob Gobblers                           
Joseph Gobbles and the Turkey-Trots                           
Hellectric                           
Hock the Herald                           
Kleptobraniac                           
Cry For Micah                           
Millions of Dead Millennials                           
Microbrute                           
The Skamps                           
Shrimp Skampi                           
Ask for Ska                           
Skanky                           
Skanners                           
Skary Monsters                           
Skadaddle                           
Skar Tissue                           
The Nigerian Skammers                           
Skat!                           
Skate Pork                           
Tampa Babies                           
Tina Turner Diaries                           
Miffed Max                           
Perky Peg                           
Bugs Bun E. Carlos                        
Turgor                           
Pedrophilia                           
Urine Traffic                           
This Disgusting Person                           
Stryptic                           
Nine-Inch Nose                           
Cruise Effects                           
Siantollagee                           
Clear!                           
Stat!                           
St-Stutter                           
Sons of Xemu                           
Suns of Distortion                           
The Solar Flairs                           
Donkey King                           
Wheatapuss                           
Soul Pumper                           
Rotorious Dud                           
Sassafrass                           
Trumphole                           
Muslim Banned                           
The Bleeding Faces                           
Bloody Fee Sees!                           
Class Action Zoot Suit                           
Sorry for Killing You                           
K Krispy Kreme                           
Burning Bung                           
The Bronks                           
The Buddy Cistern                           
The Cisterns of Mercy                           
Pulpit Fiction                           
Pulp Friction                           
Palectomy                           
The Game Was Thrown                           
Fear the Working Dad                           
Twain Peeks                           
Sang Froid and Son                           
Sold!!                           
Han Oslo                           
Little Lincoln                           
Sonny Hates Beards                           
Orkin Mindy                           
Bacon Porn                           
James Bondage                           
Hieroglyphic Scrabble                           
The Gnolls                           
Heaven's Under Fire
Lyle Love it or Leave It   
Lovin' Eyeful   
Crtical Mash   
Brentrance   
Neck Race 2000   
Afroturf   
Turd Balloon   
Ba-Zing!   
Blood Lite   
Bloodletting for Beginners   
A Cure for Old Age   
Leech or Lech?   
State Prism   
Smarmathon

Smarmaggedon
Smog Toy
Snub Nose 6
Rectum Rocket
Grand Theft Otter
Weedseeker

Sunday, June 4, 2017

Open Source Band Names List for as yet unnamed or non-existent bands

Crash Crew
Many years ago, 20+ years for sure, a friend and I started compiling a list of fake band names.  Every once in a while I add to my list, which I've collected into an Excel file, with sheets listing the names in the order I came up with them and also rearranged alphabetically.  The following list is ordered by date; you can see how dated it is by references to NYC Mayor George Patacki, George Bush I, Friends, Cuba Gooding Jr....

It's an original idea in as much as we started doing it one night on our very own, but it's certainly not unique.  I'm sure kids have been doing this since the beginning of Rock and Roll.  Years ago I saw a webpage dedicated to the idea and a Google search these days brings up a lot of hits.  And of course there are several Facebook groups dedicated to the concept. (I was motivated to finally put this online by the Fictitious Band Names Repository but there are other groups).

But I'm gonna stay away from groups and keep my list here.  My proposal is this.  Anyone can use a name, but if you don't put on a show or put out an album, the name will remain free for the taking.  If someone uses it for a show or a release, it will be taken off the list and people will have to respect the "first come, first served" rule.

My only condition is that if you use the name for a release, you have to credit me somewhere in the liner notes, i.e. "Thanks to Laws of Silence" and provide a link to this post.  I'd also ask that you send me a copy of your album, LP's preferred!

If by some miracle you do very well, like get super-famous and wealthy, you can cut me a generous but reasonable check to alleviate my chronic near-poverty.  Seriously, I'm sick of scrabbling and any extra spondulics in my account would be more than welcome.  I will update the list irregularly as I add new names.  BTW, the very first band name I came up with was for a comic I made, even before my friend and I started this project.  The name was Crash Crew and, as it turns out, is actually the name of a real band.  A terrible name name actually, like many of the names to follow.  Some of them are pretty good, but mostly, they're just silly, often an excuse to make awful puns, which is another hobby of mine....

So, without further ado, the list.

Open Source Band Name List for Non-Existent or as yet Un-named Bands

Bloody Udders                           
Goon Squad                           
Genie Patacki                           
Electric Liquor Binge                           
The Ace of Dwarf                           
Pigwrench                           
The Ankle-Biters                           
Love Blob                           
Rumpbuster                           
Acute Torque Wrench                           
Steppenpooch                           
The Wafflers                           
The Thousand Points of Light                           
The Allergies                           
Zorro!                           
Log-A-Rhythm                           
Chicken-Fried Gomez                           
Chicken-Fried Swamp                           
Thunderchicken                           
Beer Baby                           
La-La Landrover                           
Clever Dick                           
Chef Boys are Dead                           
Noble Fink                           
Punkbutt                           
Friends Cast Bus Crash                           
Kaiser Mouse                           
Never Say Satan                           
¡Ole!                           
Cuba Freebie                           
Young Goodman Brownie                           
Cheryl Cow                           
The Moops                           
Crack Attack                           
Line-Item Peephole                           
Shrimpboat                           
Bubble is Us                           
Fingertip                           
Rüsty Omën                           
Jackboot                           
Jipperwill                           
Jaundice                           
Ace of Pooch                           
Elefunk Sackrace                           
Berkeley Boobwreck                           
Flamebrush                           
Eyeline Elfboat                           
The Carbonators                           
Spifflewhip                           
Gruntbean                           
Barley Boy                           
The Right Wingnuts                           
Social Piddle                           
Sonny Distortion                           
Rock Ball                           
Crapathon                           
Chez                           
Kajagoofball                           
Johnny and the T-Cells                           
H.I. Glee Club                           
G. Gordon Pity                           
Corker                           
Apple Dumpling Gang War                           
Freud!                           
Sun Hop Station                           
Ken-L-Ration X                           
G.I. Germ                           
9-Mile Leg                           
Radical Sheik                           
Radical Platypus Bark-Bark                           
Sausage Club                           
Tongue Plant                           
Binder Clip                           
Morning Glory Hole                           
Certified Rattle Rocket                            
The Awshucks                           
Spunky Punk                           
The Plumbers                           
G-Bone Jimmy                           
Peter Paul and the Popstones                           
Pork Rind                           
River Dip                           
Rump!!                           
Roarwhistle                           
Rackdom                           
Roof Mania                           
Rickshaw to Heaven                           
Riproar                           
Bunghole & Willie                           
The Raga and Bone Men                           
Minneapolis Headswim                           
Hornet Bag                           
Tribal Noize                           
The Coffeecups                           
Cupidupe                           
Alonius Macaw                           
Felonius Monk                           
Fellaheen                           
Fella Fella                           
Pubclosers                           
Public Enema                           
Enemy Mein Kampf                           
Market Cher                           
Magic Marky                           
Clockwatchers                           
Imps of the Perverse                           
Nukey Brown                           
5-Alarm Murphy                           
Pelletgun                           
Kiss n’ Cozen                           
Sin and a Half                           
Q-Bert Humperdink                           
Sonny No Bone                           
Unaflounder                           
Pol Pot Head                           
Ubiquitous Elk Poop                           
Vanilla Cornice                           
Iced P                           
My Mesomorphic Doppelganger                           
Black Dog Imp                           
Rhythmic Coughing                           
Turn Yer Head And                           
Pawn Pusher                           
Hanson Neez                           
Punch the President                           
Czech Mate                           
Visceral Intent                           
Triumph of the Willard                           
Summer Salt                           
Beer Hall Pooch                           
Atomic Ribcage                           
G. Motion                           
Red Nectar                           
PBR Streetgang                           
Rumpleforeskin                           
Capt. Queer and the Butt Pirates                           
2010!                           
Godless                           
Waves of Damon                           
We Like Sawyer                           
Radio Devils                           
John Wesley Hard-on                           
Stinkpuss!                           
The Whorenets                           
Ectomorph Slim                           
Trump It!                           
Trump-a-thon                           
Trumpets of Doom                           
Turnip Master                           
Tears for Tots                           
Are You Syria?                           
Shit Creek Paddlers                           
Toothless in Seattle                           
Cigar City Singers                           
Insect Division                           
Mope Street                           
David Buoy                           
The Birthers                           
Ass, Innate Ass                           
Tiny Hands                           
Pee Club                           
Hobo Diddly                           
Hobo Derek Jeter                           
My and Me Vice                           
Herr Owen Harry                           
Prölapse                           
Bilge-Pump Billy                           
Barrack Alabama                           
3-Alarm Satan                           
Bliss Beams of Cunt                           
Luv It & Leave It                           
Nat King Coal Mine                           
Bootface                           
The Boot Liquors                           
Sharon & Karen                           
Justin Thyme and the Close Calls                           
Almost There!                           
Top Ten Hitler                           
X Flies                           
Ornopuss                           
Hate Train                           
Gomer's Piles                           
God is a Woman (with a Big Penis)                           
Lesbian Divorce                           
Needle of Truth                           
Cuckster Bubble                           
Huge Fantastic Flames                           
Snowflake of Denial                           
Sam Sung Songs                           
Soup Wagons

The list continues (Part II)