Recent developments in the ongoing human/animal struggle:
* A plane was pumped full of poisonous gas to kill escaped pythons.
* Humans pledged "millions" to save bees.
* 21 horses dropped dead, mysteriously, right before a polo match.
* Somalian pirates "could only lament their littleness" when thousands of dolphins rebuffed their attacks on Chinese merchants.
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We "Huzzah!" a special shout out to Harper's Weekly Review, which has joined our special coverage of this ensuing event.
Horse mystery solved?
ReplyDeleteWait a second--there's something suspicious about that article you linked to:
ReplyDelete"Pharmacy: We made mistake on supplement given to dead polo ponies"
Why did the pharmacy give a supplement to dead ponies? Do they have some sort of resurrection pill in the works?
This Bud's for you, Gid"
ReplyDelete"Lament their littleness" This still makes me feel like exploding in gleeful laughter every time I read it!
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