Since my old website was taken down I've been trying to move everything it once housed onto this here blog. I thus present The Ostrich.
I neglected to mention when I originally posted this on YouTube that the last "fun fact" in the video was lifted (plagiarized, or as we say in the game, appropriated) directly from the 16th (eye > love capacity) of Christopher Painter's Eighteen Half Truths, appearing in Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency.
I looked up the other facts, though. Which makes me something of an ostrich expert. A giant among gnomes, as it were.
This video was inspired by Vogeler and Wilson's Fun Facts: Pigs.