Recent news reports that a corpse with "very long fingers" was found washed up upon the island's shore.
We at LoS pride ourselves on our reputation as vigilant anti-obscurantists, so we feel compelled to point out that the Plumb Island that produced this giant-fingered human corpse is *not* the same Plumb Island that produced this giant squid corpse.
In other news, a human-headed sheep was born in Turkey last week.
This event was echoic, apparently, of a human-headed goat born last fall.
A good friend of mine grew up on Long Island--in the same neighborhood as the Amityville Horror house. He claims that that there are long-standing rumors of 50-foot cows on Plumb Island--specially purposed for providing milk.
This sounds less far-fetched when you consider the long-standing dream of cows that produce human milk.
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* Hunimals
* Chicken Scream
