Showing posts with label irony. Show all posts
Showing posts with label irony. Show all posts

Sunday, June 19, 2016

666 by 222 is 3 is the Magic Number


From the use of child labor/slavery to hooking Third World babies on powdered infant formula by doling out free samples, the sales reps dressed in nurse's uniforms, then starting to charge prices the women couldn't pay when their breast milk dried up, Nestlé might arguably one of the world's most evil corporations.

Here's a summary of 5 shitty things Nestlé has done over the years.

And here you have proof.  Buy two get one free, for 6.66 euros.  I think that's all we need to demonstrate that Nestlé is, in fact, a servant of Satan....

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

"something that demands blind devotion or merciless sacrifice"

I crush you.

Today we registered 100,000 hits.  This is nothing at all really, compared to some sites, but it's cool nonetheless.

We actually crossed this threshold some time ago.  The current hit counter dates from June 2009.  When the first counter (a third-party dealie) crashed, it had 20,000+ hits.  Before adding that one I'd already had a few thousand hits.  Conceivably, our hit count is closer to 130,000.

Not that any of this is terribly important.  I do keep an eye on the stats but am not obsessed by them.  Nonetheless 100,000 seems a kind of milestone so I thought I'd mark it with a brief post.

Over-the-topness for the occasion, lifted in its entirety from here: 

I wish you a hearty Congratulations on this pleasant occasion. May your life always shower you with such happy and successful moments. Well done. Congratulations.

or 

Your character, composure, focus and courage, has earned you this success and glory. Congratulations and let the spirit never fade away.

Don't worry, fortune cookie!  I will continue to shower with an unfaded, successful and glorious spirit!

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Don't Ask Don't Tell: Law of Silence


I don't think we need to tell you that a homosexual cabal is trying to infiltrate our sacred institutions and undermine our country. They, along with their third-culture kid enablers in the White House, have managed to put a transgendered activist in the Commerce Dept. and have strong-armed Charles Schumer into nominating a gay man for federal judge.

These people are the progeny of the Illuminist (gay Freemasonic) cabal undoubtedly behind the NSDAP, or National Socialists....you know, like Obama, like the Nazis. This protObama gay cult is brilliantly described in a fair and balanced manner in The Pink Swastika. Pick it up. The similarities to our own impending homo-fascist state are chilling. Wake up, sheeple!


Perhaps most odious of all is the attempt to destroy the military from within. You may have heard that gay activist Lt. Dan Choi was recalled after a week of shameless gay kowtowing from senior military brass.

Despite the fact that Choi is an Arab linguist, Iraq combat veteran and West Point graduate, he is not competent to serve in the military because he is, well....a faggot. And a chink to boot! Yeah, we know he claims to be Korean, but who can tell? In addition to homosexuals, we propose a blanket ban on all Asians. Never can tell who might be a Chinese spy.

We don't even need to explain why Muslims are out. Potential Jihadis all.

And Jews? Who knows if their loyalties lie with Israel or the Elders of Zion? Out.

Catholics? Don't these Papists bow down before Rome? Divided loyalties again. Out. In fact, all Christians are suspect. No King but Jesus? Out.

Pagans might be okay. They have the primitive brains and bloodlust that suits the military perfectly. We are happy to see that the the Air Force Academy has erected a set of sacred stones for campus druids to strut their stuff. Kudos!

We don't have much left to choose from here except the pagans, but with two wars one the go and some clamoring for more, we may have to make some hard choices. Either shut everyone out and drop the bomb already or just let our prejudices slide and open the door to every degenerate under the sun. We need all the cannon fodder we can get, people! Jeez!