Monday, December 7, 2009

Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia


We've already observed that saying "Jesus" backwards sounds like sausage. We all know that backmasking is the work of the Devil; apply it to Jesus and it becomes a reversal of His values and purpose. Hence it would seem that sausage is evil.

And here's the proof. This Merguez sausage was purchased from the local supermarket--evidently a a conduit for North African devil worship and sausage idolatry.

Indeed, wasn't it the presumed stench of a sausage factory that allowed Anthony Sowell's crimes to go unnoticed for so long?

Beware the sausage my friends, for it bears the number of the beast!

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