Thursday, April 22, 2010

Pleasurable Departures

Birds do it, bees do it -- no, you filthy git! -- we're thinking of death.

Here are the best ways to go that we've heard of:

* Death by dancing
* Death by laughing
* Death by "pleasure"
* Death by tickling*
* Death by eating (more and more)
* Death by video gaming
* Death by old-aged
* Not actually dead (fraud, zombies)
* Death by drowning in molasses, chocolate, fine wine, or , beer
* Death by falling meteor, turtle, or piano

What've we missed?

* Okay, that would actually suck.


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