Birds do it, bees do it -- no, you filthy git! -- we're thinking of death.
Here are the best ways to go that we've heard of:
* Death by dancing
* Death by laughing
* Death by "pleasure"
* Death by tickling*
* Death by eating (more and more)
* Death by video gaming
* Death by old-aged
* Not actually dead (fraud, zombies)
* Death by drowning in molasses, chocolate, fine wine, or , beer
* Death by falling meteor, turtle, or piano
What've we missed?
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* Okay, that would actually suck.
There's always death by oonga boonga.
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