Showing posts with label death sex laugh. Show all posts
Showing posts with label death sex laugh. Show all posts

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Pleasurable Departures

Birds do it, bees do it -- no, you filthy git! -- we're thinking of death.

Here are the best ways to go that we've heard of:

* Death by dancing
* Death by laughing
* Death by "pleasure"
* Death by tickling*
* Death by eating (more and more)
* Death by video gaming
* Death by old-aged
* Not actually dead (fraud, zombies)
* Death by drowning in molasses, chocolate, fine wine, or , beer
* Death by falling meteor, turtle, or piano

What've we missed?

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* Okay, that would actually suck.