After being alerted by a parishioner who heard "rustling and groaning" from inside a confessional booth, authorities checked it out and found a pair of "goths" having oral sex. During Mass.
Quote of the day: “One of them was kneeling but neither was praying.”
Apparently a Mass of Reparation was or will be held to "purify" the cathedral, because sex is so, you know, filthy.
LoS thinks these young libertines should be either stoned, racked or drawn and quartered immediately. Not for licking pee-pees in a Cathedral, but for being goths. This blasphemous contretemps simply demonstrates why God Hates Goths.