Thursday, June 5, 2008

" outrage of notable proportions which bespeaks unutterable squalor..."

Cesena, Italy. Around 7am.

After being alerted by a parishioner who heard "rustling and groaning" from inside a confessional booth, authorities checked it out and found a pair of "goths" having oral sex. During Mass.

Quote of the day: “One of them was kneeling but neither was praying.”

Apparently a Mass of Reparation was or will be held to "purify" the cathedral, because sex is so, you know, filthy.

LoS thinks these young libertines should be either stoned, racked or drawn and quartered immediately. Not for licking pee-pees in a Cathedral, but for being goths. This blasphemous contretemps simply demonstrates why God Hates Goths.


  1. Reminds me of an old joke:

    A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a deli.

    "I confess a weakness to ham on rye," said the minister.


    "Tastes like children!" exclaimed the Priest!

  2. Ugandan couple charged with having sex in church

    Entebbe, Uganda -- A Ugandan court has sent a Muslim couple to jail on charges of insulting the Christian religion by allegedly having sex in a church in Entebbe.

    The prosecution alleges that Abbasi Kigongo and Aisha Namazzi were found having sex near the altar of Kigungu Miracle Centre Church in Uganda's capital on May 14.

    Read more

    Once, in Portugal, I got the urge to do this but the thought of being chased out of town by stick-weilding residents convinced me (us) otherwise.

    I'm sure that merely being hot, as opposed to trying to insult anybody, wouldn't have made the slightest bit of difference!


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