Sunday, May 31, 2009

"Jesus backwards sounds like sausage."

LoS has brought you news of a bleeding Jesus icon in India, a website dedicated to gruesome bleeding statues, and even the unlikely appearance of Jesus in a piss-stain left by a dog in Argentina.

And now we bring you the Jesus hard sausage. Only 25.90 euros the kilo.

It's gotta be much better than those bland host wafers and certainly goes better with a nice bottle of red wine!

And if you think this is the first time Jesus as made himself known in a delicious, snackable form, you've obviously never heard of Cheesus. And we're not the first to notice that "Jesus backwards sounds like sausage."

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