Wednesday, May 5, 2010


Apparently: "A drunk man stabbed 29 pigs in Minnesota, hurting them so badly they had to be slaughtered, according to charges filed against the man by police."

"A veterinarian said the best option was to "euthanize" the pigs, which were worth $7,824.67, according to police testimony."

Euthanize would be the humane euphemism for their fate pre-stabbing: butchered in an abattoir. Slaughtering is the new euthanasia....

Depending on the context one man can get animal cruelty charges, another gets almost 8 grand.

In either case, someone's eatin' bacon.


  1. If the drunkard had had this, he wouldn'ta needed no butcher to finish the job:

    See, for example, 4:00 minutes in ... (or 3:05 for a wonderful balloon popping)

  2. Thanks for responding which is probably my lamest post evah!

    That sword video is awesome! Love the non-stop metal riff in the background.

    Weirdest moment: cutting the toes off meat-filled cowboy boots. Nice touch. Vaguely disturbing to think of them coming up with that....

    Not so vague when they start doing the double pig decapitation and the skull strikes on the skinned cow's head.

    550 bucks!


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